Utterly Useless Wastes of Time

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

A little laughter to break up the day

I seriously always catch conversations in the weirdest moments. You know, you're at a party and all of a sudden you hear, "toes coming out of her..." and you get that weird creepy feeling like you weren't meant to hear that.

Well, Overheard in NY is a site devoted to those little snippets of conversations that you hear walkin down the street.

The one that made me laugh out loud:

Friday, May 19, 2006

Ademdum to: I hate recap shows

Oh...my...god. Lost has got to be the best show out there.

Did anyone see the commercial for The Hanso Foundation during this week's episode? Well, if you did, and you decided to go to the website listed there, www.letyourcompassguideyou.com, you would get to a funky page with a compass.
















All I'm going to tell you is that if you find just the right spot to click you will be taken to a hidden site. Passwords can be found to unlock hidden things. All it takes is a little time and patience... When you think you've found everything, there's more. There are all sorts of codes and things. Let me know what you've found and I'll tell you if you're on the right track.

Oh, and don't ask me for the passwords because where would be the fun in that ;)

Good luck!



Oh, btw, just to vent...my ipod deleted all of my music today and I don't have the computer that loaded it up anymore. It really sucks.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Only one more day till the weekend





You ever have those days when you just want to go slap a co-worker? There's no particular reason. You just feel it brewing up inside. OfficeGuns.com helps you deal with that agression using what you can readily find around you at a normal corporate office.



DISCLAIMER: I do not condone workplace violence. You could get fired for making any of these guns. However, if you did, I would laugh really hard. Not at you of course...but with you (haha, sure).

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Here's a nice way to start your day.

According to the site, The Death Psychic.com, this is how I'm going to die:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Post a comment and tell me what it tells you.

Have a good day!

Monday, May 15, 2006

MILF

This post is for my mom...a belated Happy Mother's Day, if you will.

Turns out that my mom has never heard of the term "cougar." Neither have you, you say? Well let this website enlighten you.



Cheers!

Friday, May 12, 2006

Tell us how you really feel...

A seriously un-satifisfied customer.








Damn!

That's just mean

I am going to my cousin's wedding in June so I've been looking for dresses to buy. That reminded me of a great site I came across about 2 years ago, UglyDress.com - Archive of the world's ugliest Bridesmaids dresses.

I was lucky. When my best friend got married she put us in a tasteful strapless black gown. Some people, however, are not that fortunate. Take some time and peruse the horrors that these people put their best friends through. I know the bride is supposed to be the prettiest, but this is going too far...


Oh, and don't miss the best...the Pregnant Prom dress

Friday, May 05, 2006

Follow the Finger...

I came across this site called Follow the Finger randomly and it is freakin' hilarious. I know it is basically an ad campaign, but that doesn't make it any less funny. Play with the monkey to start and then explore the site. I could've been on this site all day.



Oh, and do not miss this video (just click on "Enter the Site" and it will take you to it). Seriously, I thought I was going to pee in my pants it had me cracking up so hard.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Get ready...

...It's No Pants Day tomorrow! People around the world will be celebrating. Will you?

Happy No Pants Day!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

She'd kick Strawberry Shortcake's ass any day







This cartoon rocks. Nuff said.

Check out:

Episode 1 - The Devil's Food made me do it (Part One)
Episode 2 - The Devil's Food made me do it (Part Two)
Episode 3 - Mo' Muffins, Mo' Problems (Part One)
Episode 4 - Mo' Muffins, Mo' Problems (Part Two)
Episode 5 - Mo' Muffins, Mo' Problems (Part Three)