Utterly Useless Wastes of Time

Looking for something to waste your time? Check out my vast array of sites that will totally ruin your productivity for the day.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The Dude



Lebowskifest is coming to NYC!!


Click here to get all the information you need to know about where and when it is. You can also take a look at past events to determine appropriate attire (bathrobe, white russion, etc.)

I love these people...




Wednesday, November 08, 2006

How to prank a telemarketer

I wish I could pull this off. This guy totally freaks out the telemarketer. You just have to listen to appreciate.

Click here to find out how to prank a telemarketer.
It's awesome.

Yes, I said awesome. I'm bringing it back. Just you wait.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Bunny suicides

I came upon this site purely by chance and it had me cracking up. The pictures say it all.






























Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Holy Shit



This has been around forever, and is always good to hear again. If you haven't seen it, you'll be happy to spend the next 10 minutes watching. If you have, it's always good to watch again.

Think People

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

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