The Indian Thriller
I.....don't......even know what to say......
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Now that the tournament field has been posted I can take a breath. My friend thought I needed a laugh and sent me this. I got hoarse from laughing so much. Enjoy.
Whether or not the following story is true is beyond the point. I just find it quite funny.
In the spirit of Valentine's Day... guess how long this couple will last!
I secretly like Pokemon, but even if you don't I think you might like this video. Even though the title says Not Safe For Work, if you have head phones you'll be fine. It's just the sound that's not very safe, but the video isn't cool at all without it.
Wow. I really can't believe it's been so long since I've last posted. With the holidays and such it was hard to find time.
I wish I could pull this off. This guy totally freaks out the telemarketer. You just have to listen to appreciate.
I came upon this site purely by chance and it had me cracking up. The pictures say it all.
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:
Can't take life any more? Want to end it all, but you don't want to be like every other schmo who kills himself in the traditional ways. Well here is your chance to be different, here is your to leave a mark, maybe even get your 15 minutes of fame in the cruel game of life that you sucked so much at it. Here is the link, now make it quick, loser.
Editor's note: the link was given to me by the Diggler
I've been thinking of taking up a new hobby. Not quite sure what yet, but this caught my eye.
Check out Steve Irwin getting freaked out by...Russ the intern from the Jay Leno Show. I thought I was going to pee in my pants.
Here are two hilarious work-related* sites that make me laugh every time I see them.
Ever wonder what it would be like if you worked at McDonald's? Here's a peek into the minds of those people. It explains a lot.
A kid I knew in college once made the claim, in one lunch sitting mind you, that he cured cancer, ran a 4.1 time in the 40 yard dash (yup - faster than Deon Sanders), and almost died from a rogue Philly Cheese Steak attack. Crazy, right? Yet he wasn't the most outrageous liar that I had the pleasure of knowing. Another acquaintance of mine, in high school, used to fly a SPACE SHIP to school. He used to park it on top of the school building and climb down the wall. In case you were wondering, we couldn't see the spaceship because it had a cloaking device, and we couldn't see him on the roof of the building, or scaling the walls, because he had a specially designed suit that made him invisible until he got down. Did I mention that he was a hired assassin for the CIA, code named Wolverine? Obviously, we couldn't tell anyone, because he would have to kill us.
This is for all of you single ladies out there. This guy is the guy you've been waiting for your entire lives. Normally I would download this video, and upload it to youTube so that I could just post the video on here. However, I cannot do it at work, so I'll just have to give you the link and let you naviage to the page on your own. Enjoy.
Picture Career Day at Anytown Elementary School. A nervous man in a lab coat stands at the front of a hostile 8th grade class.
In today's troubled times it is always good to cover your ass. You never know when something that you might do or say may come back to bite you. As a result, not only should you always use a condom in the bedroom, but you should consider making sure there is Sexual Consent. A girl simply saying yes these days just doesn't cut it any more, and as that example shows, it's always better to be safe than sorry.
Don't you just love when you find a scene in a movie that you think is a mistake and should have been picked up by someone who actually gets paid to look for them. This website has a list of their top 15 movie mistakes of all time. Some I knew, like porche in commando, and others I had no idea (like in the LOR and Harry Potter). Anyways, check it out and let us know what you think.
Ever wonder who has the more popular screen name? Neither did I. However, I found myself wasting a good couple of minutes going through my buddy list to see if anyone could beat me. Fortunately no one did, or maybe unfortunately. I'm not sure if it makes more or less of a loser to win. Anyways, check it out here and see if you can beat your friends.
It's harder than you think to write about something when you are completely incapable of forming sentances. That's exactly the quandary I find myself in at this point. I want to put my feelings into words about what I just read, but I cannot. As a result, let me just give a recap of what you are about to read. In towns and villages all throughout N.Y. state, they have what are called "Justice Courts." Mainly they are supposed to be for traffic related cases (speeding, parking tickets etc). However, they also handle a small amout of criminal hearings and can send you to jail. Now you would like to think that these courts are held to the same standards as normal courts, but they are not. Many of the "Justices" are poorly edjucated, a good amount of which have not even graduated high school. The only requirement for the job is, that they have is to pass a True False test. If they fail, they can retake it(passing is a 70). They are also incredibly hard to keep track of and as a result even harder to discipline. So basically we have stupid people, with the power to take away your rights, with no one to oversee their power. It is a deadly combination that can only lead to bad situations. Fortunately, the N.Y. Times spent a year on this article to bring it into the public eye.
So this post is long overdue. Sorry for the wait. Work's been busy and then I went on vacation...but enough about me.
I seriously always catch conversations in the weirdest moments. You know, you're at a party and all of a sudden you hear, "toes coming out of her..." and you get that weird creepy feeling like you weren't meant to hear that.
Oh...my...god. Lost has got to be the best show out there.
According to the site, The Death Psychic.com, this is how I'm going to die:
This post is for my mom...a belated Happy Mother's Day, if you will.
I am going to my cousin's wedding in June so I've been looking for dresses to buy. That reminded me of a great site I came across about 2 years ago, UglyDress.com - Archive of the world's ugliest Bridesmaids dresses.
I came across this site called Follow the Finger randomly and it is freakin' hilarious. I know it is basically an ad campaign, but that doesn't make it any less funny. Play with the monkey to start and then explore the site. I could've been on this site all day.
...It's No Pants Day tomorrow! People around the world will be celebrating. Will you?
I don't know if you are like me, but I get very excited every Wednesday for a new episode of Lost. I am totally hooked. I can't get enough.