Utterly Useless Wastes of Time

Looking for something to waste your time? Check out my vast array of sites that will totally ruin your productivity for the day.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The Indian Thriller



I.....don't......even know what to say......

Thursday, March 15, 2007

I need a laugh

Now that the tournament field has been posted I can take a breath. My friend thought I needed a laugh and sent me this. I got hoarse from laughing so much. Enjoy.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Spiders on Drugs

Needs sound

Monday, February 19, 2007

Ultimate Showdown

Follow the bible?

Whether or not the following story is true is beyond the point. I just find it quite funny.

Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice And usually
scoldings to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that
to an Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22 and cannot be condoned in any circumstance.

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident and also
posted on the internet:


Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have
learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with
as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual
lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly
states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific
laws and how to follow them.

a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing
odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They
claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is
in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is,
how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations.
A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not
Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

e) I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
him myself?

f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
don't agree. Can you settle this?

g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden
by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend).
He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that
we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone
them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private
family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws?
(Lev. 20:14)


I know you have studied these things extensively, so I
am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word
is eternal and unchanging. Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

Thank you Unix Girl for this article.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Hallmark Day!

In the spirit of the Day here's a picture to make you smile.

Happy Valentine's Day!

In the spirit of Valentine's Day... guess how long this couple will last!












Click here to vote on this couple and many more.

Have a great Valentine's Day!

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

NSFW

I secretly like Pokemon, but even if you don't I think you might like this video. Even though the title says Not Safe For Work, if you have head phones you'll be fine. It's just the sound that's not very safe, but the video isn't cool at all without it.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Gangstafeeet

gangsta feet

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Ya she inspired me to post as well. Hope you enjoy. I've just been crazy busy at work lately and haven't had the time to post like I should be doing.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Wow. I really can't believe it's been so long since I've last posted. With the holidays and such it was hard to find time.

Hopefully, this will make up for it. Just in time for the most beloved/hated of holidays, Valentine's Day, I give you two sites:

First, from SomethingAwful.com,

A Very Star Wars Valentines

You know you love it.

Second, and really my favorite, Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Love. You have to check out the Gallery of Unfortunate Valentine's Cards. The comments are really what makes them. I crack up out loud when I read them.

Anyway, I hope these get you in the spirit for the holiday. Don't forget to check back next week. I have a special post just for Valentine's Day itself. Get excited...

Friday, December 08, 2006

Happy Holidays


This totally put a smile on my face and I hope it does for you too. I give you, my Elfamorphosis...

Click here to watch me dance (so worth it)

Happy Holidays to everyone!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The Dude



Lebowskifest is coming to NYC!!


Click here to get all the information you need to know about where and when it is. You can also take a look at past events to determine appropriate attire (bathrobe, white russion, etc.)

I love these people...




Wednesday, November 08, 2006

How to prank a telemarketer

I wish I could pull this off. This guy totally freaks out the telemarketer. You just have to listen to appreciate.

Click here to find out how to prank a telemarketer.
It's awesome.

Yes, I said awesome. I'm bringing it back. Just you wait.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Bunny suicides

I came upon this site purely by chance and it had me cracking up. The pictures say it all.






























Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Holy Shit



This has been around forever, and is always good to hear again. If you haven't seen it, you'll be happy to spend the next 10 minutes watching. If you have, it's always good to watch again.

Think People

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called ‘Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com

I took this post from: here - feel free to give them a page click if you like.

Monday, October 30, 2006

Kill Yourself already

Can't take life any more? Want to end it all, but you don't want to be like every other schmo who kills himself in the traditional ways. Well here is your chance to be different, here is your to leave a mark, maybe even get your 15 minutes of fame in the cruel game of life that you sucked so much at it. Here is the link, now make it quick, loser.


Editor's note: the link was given to me by the Diggler

I've been thinking of taking up a new hobby. Not quite sure what yet, but this caught my eye.

Subersive Cross Stitch kits








I could make presents for all my friends for the holidays. Screw knitting scarves and hats; that would take too long. Who wants a little "Kiss my ass"? I'm particularly fond of "Don't make me cut you".

Anyway, I'm taking requests now, so get while the gettin's good.

Seriously, one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

Check out Steve Irwin getting freaked out by...Russ the intern from the Jay Leno Show. I thought I was going to pee in my pants.

Friday, October 27, 2006

He had to report himself



Do I even need to say anything here? I mean really. If that's not one of the funniest things you've seen in a long time then you have no sense of humor.

The Fresh Maker



It's a bit old, but always worth seeing again. After watching this video, I can't believe I used to be excited about his movies. The best part is, this is pretty much an uncut scene from bloodsport and it fits perfectly.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Hard day at work?

Here are two hilarious work-related* sites that make me laugh every time I see them.

Clientcopia is a blog about the stupidest clients out there. I am amazed at how some people actually function in the real world. Seriously. Amazed.




Annoying coworker is a brilliant site that allows you to send anonymous emails to your co-workers about their annoying habits. Either pick from one of their pre-written rants or write one of your own.







*Only truly funny if you work in an office.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Weird Al is BACK?



What always surprises me is that not only does he keep this gig up, but that he stays current. It's almost like he is able to reinvent himself through other people. Either way it's catchy as hell. Enjoy.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Heads Up!



I really don't even have to write anything here. That guy got owned. I wonder if he got a red card for purposely beaning someone with a soccer ball in the head.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Good old Mickey D's

Ever wonder what it would be like if you worked at McDonald's? Here's a peek into the minds of those people. It explains a lot.


Peachy - with a side of Keen.
So what did I do the other day? Well, we closed for the night. Something we don't normally do since we're a 24 hour store. But seeing as our Late Night manager got fired that day and he's the third manager in two weeks to either up & quit or get fired... we didn't have the manager coverage to take care of it. So, we closed the store. As will happen again tonight.

Anyhow, since he was fired for drug running AT THE STORE ("Just come pick it up," he tells his cohorts. UM... yeah.) our store manager wanted the combination changed that day, not the next day the manager who's job it is normally to change the safe combination would be in. So, I had to phone said manager. I could only get a hold of him at like, 1:30am. Everyone was still there because it's been a LONG, long time since we closed the store, and everyone's forgotten the amount of stuff one has to do. So, I proceed to follow Mike's instruction on how to change the safe combination. One critical note here - it's a digital safe. The second critical note - the door was closed. No one ever mentioned it should remain open. I'm usually good with the 'obvious' stuff, but it was going on 2am! Anyhow, he was all confuzzled because he just spent the night at the clubs. And what happens? Oh yes. Carrie-dear follows Mike's tipsy instructions on how to change the safe combination and the only thing he seems to remember fully is that I need to enter '0' six times to clear the code. So I do that. After that it goes terribly, terribly downhill.

Final outcome - we call some locksmiths after we realise the safe is NOT going to open with the old combination, the new combination, or any variant of the new combination, or even the six bloody zeros! For 17 hours one day we had a guy drilling our safe. For six and a half hours the next day, he was drilling the safe. The 10cm thick steel door to our safe, something that weighs a good 200lbs on it's own, looked like swiss frickin' cheese.

We borrowed tills from two stores, and a pile of cash from another. On the plus side though, when we returned the tills, we gave them our crappy cracked ones and we now have new, shiny, tills. :)

And Carrie is never again going to change the safe combination. But apparently, the rod inside the door was about to give out anyway. In a couple of weeks, at most, it would've wreaked the same sort of havoc - which was kind of indicative by the fact that you had to punch in the code six times or so before it would remember that you did it and let you in.

So perhaps I didn't mess it up after all. Perhaps it was just a senile old digital lock that couldn't remember it's own bloody code. ... Perhaps indeed.

I just love this song

It's really a very catchy little ditty.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Pathological Liars Are Fun

A kid I knew in college once made the claim, in one lunch sitting mind you, that he cured cancer, ran a 4.1 time in the 40 yard dash (yup - faster than Deon Sanders), and almost died from a rogue Philly Cheese Steak attack. Crazy, right? Yet he wasn't the most outrageous liar that I had the pleasure of knowing. Another acquaintance of mine, in high school, used to fly a SPACE SHIP to school. He used to park it on top of the school building and climb down the wall. In case you were wondering, we couldn't see the spaceship because it had a cloaking device, and we couldn't see him on the roof of the building, or scaling the walls, because he had a specially designed suit that made him invisible until he got down. Did I mention that he was a hired assassin for the CIA, code named Wolverine? Obviously, we couldn't tell anyone, because he would have to kill us.

As a sane person, what do you even say to people like that? The answer is nothing. There's really nothing you can do or say. The reality that they exist in is so detached from the rest of the planet that you can only hope that they don't shoot up your school. On the other hand, they do provide you hours of entertainment. They never realize that no one believes a single word of what they say. The lie is so ingrained into their psyche that it becomes the truth, and why would anyone question the facts?

With that little introduction, let me introduce you to Aleksey Garber, who is clearly more insane than the man who cured cancer, and possibly even more ridiculous than good ol' Wolverine. Alesky, applied to Yale back in 2002/3, and fortunately for us, stayed with a writer for the Yale newspaper. Here's the article describing his pre-frosh visit. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Catch of the year!

This is for all of you single ladies out there. This guy is the guy you've been waiting for your entire lives. Normally I would download this video, and upload it to youTube so that I could just post the video on here. However, I cannot do it at work, so I'll just have to give you the link and let you naviage to the page on your own. Enjoy.

Monday, October 09, 2006

And I'm telling you



Who likes Jennifer Holiday this much? I mean really? It's Jennifer Holiday. Either way, I'm glad he does, because he has made my last 5 minutes that much more enjoyable. Rock on kid. Click here and vote for him

Holy Sidewalk Drawing!



There is really no link for this, I just wanted to put it up because it is an amzing picture. I wish I could go and see that live, or was talented enough to do it on my own.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Drive on water



I posted this video for two reasons, the first being ecause videos are always a great way to pass the time. The second being because how often do you get to see someone attempt to drive on water in a car and a snow mobile.

Benefits of studying

Picture Career Day at Anytown Elementary School. A nervous man in a lab coat stands at the front of a hostile 8th grade class.

“I’m a scientist,” he explains. “I do research at a big university using the same kind of knowledge you guys are learning in Mrs. Peterson’s science class. Maybe one day some of you will be scientists, too. Does anyone here know they want to be a scientist?”

There is an uncomfortable silence as the 13-year olds glance at one another. The floor is opened for questions. Eventually, one young girl raises her hand if only to relieve the awkwardness.

“What kind of equipment do you use?”

“Good question,” he says with not a small amount of false cheer. “In my current research, I’m using thermographic cameras that detect radiation based on temperature. It’s just like night vision goggles.”

There is a murmur as some heads perk up — the kids have heard of night vision goggles and know that they are used by military personnel and James Bond to kill things. This is good.

“What are you researching?” asks another student.

He clears his throat. “Well, currently my team is studying some of the differences between men and women. Uh, yes, you in the back?”

“What kind of differences?”

He pauses. “Differences in, uh, differences in the way that men and women’s body temperatures react to, uh, certain stimuli.” The students note that the man’s face has turned a vibrant shade of maroon.

“So you watch the men and women get hotter with the night vision goggles?”

“It’s a camera, technically, and . . . yes, yes we do.”

“What are they doing while you watch them?”

The man looks to the teacher for help, but recalls that she took advantage of today’s talk to step out for a coffee and cigarrette. “Well, they’re, uh, they’re watching movies actually.”

“What kind of movies?”

“Um, a lot of different movies . . . ”

“Why would people get hotter while watching movies?”

The man silently wills the teacher to return to the room using the hidden power of his mind, but to no avail. He is cornered and alone.

“Well, some of the movies . . . some of the movies are dirty.” He finishes his sentence quietly and apologetically.

After a brief, stunned silence, a boy in the back row excitedly summarizes the preceding information: “You spy on people with night vision goggles while they watch dirty movies?”

“That’s not, that’s not exactly what I do, no, you see it’s a camera . . . ”

“How can I get a job like that?” the boy shouts. The man scans the room to see the rest of the students nodding their heads enthusiastically, waiting for an answer.

The man clears his throat. “Study hard, kids. Study hard.”

Applause.

This joke was brought to you by skepchick.

Sexual Consent

In today's troubled times it is always good to cover your ass. You never know when something that you might do or say may come back to bite you. As a result, not only should you always use a condom in the bedroom, but you should consider making sure there is Sexual Consent. A girl simply saying yes these days just doesn't cut it any more, and as that example shows, it's always better to be safe than sorry.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

VG Pocket Tablet




Who says that new games are the only ones worth playing, or that you need to spend 200 dollars to get something that occupies your 30 minutes on the train? For around 40 dollars you can play games like Frogger, Space Invaders, and 30+ other games with just 3 AAA batteries. Sure the graphics may still suck, but the games are sure to still be as addicting as ever. Even better, for 15 extra dollars you can buy a jack to plug it into your TV and get that classic arcade feel. Consider this on my to buy list. If you want to buy one, you can pick them up here. Also, here is the times article if you want to read more.

I hate my cubicle



When I look at something like this, a slide to go between floors, it makes me wonder why so many companies stick with the boring ass cubicle look. In reality, I wouldn't want to work for Red Bull, but if I walked in for an interview and got to take a slide down to someone's office, I'd definitely give it a second thought. It is not that I think slides are fundamental to employee productivity, although they may be onto something, it's that it shows the company actually cares about the amount of time you spend in the office, and your over all happiness while working. That in and of itself makes a company more desirable to work at, regardless of the fact that they are just feeding the caffiene addiction machine. To see the really cool Red Bull office and other cool places to work, check out this site. Have fun while I drink my 6th Red Bull of the day and have a heart attack on the floor.

Who released that cut?

Don't you just love when you find a scene in a movie that you think is a mistake and should have been picked up by someone who actually gets paid to look for them. This website has a list of their top 15 movie mistakes of all time. Some I knew, like porche in commando, and others I had no idea (like in the LOR and Harry Potter). Anyways, check it out and let us know what you think.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Light me up



Just because something is a waste of time does not mean that it has to be silly or funny. It just has to be interesting, and something that will keep your attention. Personally, this video does that for me. Not only does it pass time, but I hope that it happens in the future. Enjoy.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

AIM Fights

Ever wonder who has the more popular screen name? Neither did I. However, I found myself wasting a good couple of minutes going through my buddy list to see if anyone could beat me. Fortunately no one did, or maybe unfortunately. I'm not sure if it makes more or less of a loser to win. Anyways, check it out here and see if you can beat your friends.

My Cubicle



Ya, it's a bit old. I know it. But you know what, it doesn't really matter because the song is great, and I love listenting to it.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Got a question?



Well here is your chance to see ninjas answer those pesky unanswerable questions. Click here to see them answer things like whether or ninjas believe in Santa, can they catch colds, and what's it like waiting in line with other Ninjas. Of course, as always, I may be twelve, but I find this website hysterical. Check it out, you'll be happy you did.

I'm going to the Drunken Clam

Family Guy Episodes

Personally this is one of my favorite shows on television and I'm seriously excited that during my last two days of work, I can sit here and watch a ton of episodes on my computer. Just like the Simpsons post below, someone decided to upload a ton of Family Guy episodes to their site so that you can watch them for free. I can't imagine that either site will be up to long before Fox comes after them, but needless to say it will be great while it last. Enjoy the family guy episodes here.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

The 800 Billion Dollar Man



Do you know the man in the picture above? I know I didn't. Did you know that he has had an impact on each one of our lives? Did you know that he has saved us all a little from our paycheck each and every month? You would think, that a man with this much influence in our lives would be world famous. You would think that his face would be synonymous with greatness. Well clearly it isn't, but his name is Dr. Arthur Rosenfeld, and he is someone we should all look up to. He's a particle physicist who puts the planet first and has found countless ways for all of us to save energy. He runs and basically created the Center for Building Science, which tries to improve both our lives, and the health of our planet. By reducing the amount of energy required to run everything from refrigerators to light bulbs, not only does he save us some valuable coin, but he saves mother nature from less and less of a beating. Well back to the point of the article, you can read about his recent Enrico Fermi award here, and you can visit his wikipedia link to find out more about the man here

Urban Ninja



Nothing like watching people do Ninja like things. I wish I could see the outtakes of this video to see how many times they screwed up or got seriously hurt. Enjoy.

Monday, September 25, 2006

yay, another music list....



You know what I hate about music lists? Even if I don't care what they are about, I am compelled to read the entire list. Basically, they are a complete and total waste of my time, which means they probably fit in perfectly here. They sucker you in, and 20 minutes later you are not any better of a person, you rarely learn anything new, and you are not going to remember any of it by the next day. Yet they have some sort of gravitational pull on your attention span. Only if we could be this captivated by work. So here we go. What do the age of 27, the man in the picture above this article, and rootkits have in common? They are all part of the 50 worst things that happened to music.

Speechless

It's harder than you think to write about something when you are completely incapable of forming sentances. That's exactly the quandary I find myself in at this point. I want to put my feelings into words about what I just read, but I cannot. As a result, let me just give a recap of what you are about to read. In towns and villages all throughout N.Y. state, they have what are called "Justice Courts." Mainly they are supposed to be for traffic related cases (speeding, parking tickets etc). However, they also handle a small amout of criminal hearings and can send you to jail. Now you would like to think that these courts are held to the same standards as normal courts, but they are not. Many of the "Justices" are poorly edjucated, a good amount of which have not even graduated high school. The only requirement for the job is, that they have is to pass a True False test. If they fail, they can retake it(passing is a 70). They are also incredibly hard to keep track of and as a result even harder to discipline. So basically we have stupid people, with the power to take away your rights, with no one to oversee their power. It is a deadly combination that can only lead to bad situations. Fortunately, the N.Y. Times spent a year on this article to bring it into the public eye.

Here are a few excerpts from the article:


  • And Carson F. Arnold Sr., a contractor from a nearby town, was jailed for five days after a woman who knew Justice Buckley complained that Mr. Arnold had threatened her, the commission said. There was no trial. The justice simply told Mr. Arnold to shut up, then sentenced him without bail.

  • A woman in Malone, N.Y., was not amused. A mother of four, she went to court in that North Country village seeking an order of protection against her husband, who the police said had choked her, kicked her in the stomach and threatened to kill her. The justice, Donald R. Roberts, a former state trooper with a high school diploma, not only refused, according to state officials, but later told the court clerk, “Every woman needs a good pounding every now and then.”

  • A black soldier charged in a bar fight near Fort Drum became alarmed when his accuser described him in court as “that colored man.” But the village justice, Charles A. Pennington, a boat hauler and a high school graduate, denied his objections and later convicted him. “You know,” the justice said, “I could understand if he would have called you a Negro, or he had called you a nigger.”



And that's just from the first page of the article. Anyways, read the times arcticle here

The end of productivity as we know it?



Need a way to pass the final hour of work? Look no further than this gem of a site. Some saint of a man/woman has decided to upload every single Simpsons episode to a website and allows you to view them free of charge. I would write something witty or funny, but there is really no need. Enjoy it until they take down the site for copyright infringement.

Run Kong, they are going to get you!



Remember Dianne Fossey, and how she wanted to save the gorillas? Yes, no? Well screw her, but not the gorillas. In London, there is this race (The Great Gorilla Run) where you have to dress up like a gorilla and run 7 kilometers. What's suprising is that the race is really taking off. Last year it generated over a million dollars, and they expect more this year. If you want to run in it, there is a 200 dollar enterance fee, and they send you a packet for raising money for the charity. More importantly, you get to dress up like a gorilla and run around without being considered crazy. However, there are a few things that I want to know. Do people throw bannanas at you as you run? Does the crowd make Gorilla noises as you run by them? What do you get if you win? Would it be wierd if I ran around trying to pick bugs off of all the other contestents? Do I have to run it at a good pace or can I walk it? Is there a celebration afterwords at a local bar? These are things I have to know before I decide to fly to london and act like a fool.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Need more Techmo Bowl?



While looking up fantasy football ideas and the NFL odds for week 3, I came across this gem of completely useless material. Ready? This guy, who clearly has more time on his hands than any of us, runs a SNES emulator to play Super Techmo Bowl with updated rosters on his computer (find out how here), and then posts the results online along with a recap. Better yet, he plays it on coach mode. So in essense, instead of going out, he is just watching an old video game play itself on his monitor. He doesn't even get to participate in the blocking fights. Add that to the fact that he lists a Least Valuable Player for each game, and he posts pictures of key plays, makes this a total waste of time that I am sure I will check each Friday before each weekend of football starts. Does the fact that I will be reading his weekly "columns" make me more or less of a winner than him?

Here's the link and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

This had to hurt (if only her pride)



Poor poor girl...sometimes it doesn't pay to get up in the morning.

My main man, Steve

So this post is long overdue. Sorry for the wait. Work's been busy and then I went on vacation...but enough about me.

As a compensation for my tardiness I am presenting you with the best blog ever, The Sneeze. This is by far my favorite blog and I read it religiously.






Especially hilarious are his interviews with his son, but if you are a first-timer you must check out Steve, don't eat it!

Till next time!
Have fun procratinating!

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

A little laughter to break up the day

I seriously always catch conversations in the weirdest moments. You know, you're at a party and all of a sudden you hear, "toes coming out of her..." and you get that weird creepy feeling like you weren't meant to hear that.

Well, Overheard in NY is a site devoted to those little snippets of conversations that you hear walkin down the street.

The one that made me laugh out loud:

Friday, May 19, 2006

Ademdum to: I hate recap shows

Oh...my...god. Lost has got to be the best show out there.

Did anyone see the commercial for The Hanso Foundation during this week's episode? Well, if you did, and you decided to go to the website listed there, www.letyourcompassguideyou.com, you would get to a funky page with a compass.
















All I'm going to tell you is that if you find just the right spot to click you will be taken to a hidden site. Passwords can be found to unlock hidden things. All it takes is a little time and patience... When you think you've found everything, there's more. There are all sorts of codes and things. Let me know what you've found and I'll tell you if you're on the right track.

Oh, and don't ask me for the passwords because where would be the fun in that ;)

Good luck!



Oh, btw, just to vent...my ipod deleted all of my music today and I don't have the computer that loaded it up anymore. It really sucks.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Only one more day till the weekend





You ever have those days when you just want to go slap a co-worker? There's no particular reason. You just feel it brewing up inside. OfficeGuns.com helps you deal with that agression using what you can readily find around you at a normal corporate office.



DISCLAIMER: I do not condone workplace violence. You could get fired for making any of these guns. However, if you did, I would laugh really hard. Not at you of course...but with you (haha, sure).

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Here's a nice way to start your day.

According to the site, The Death Psychic.com, this is how I'm going to die:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Post a comment and tell me what it tells you.

Have a good day!

Monday, May 15, 2006

MILF

This post is for my mom...a belated Happy Mother's Day, if you will.

Turns out that my mom has never heard of the term "cougar." Neither have you, you say? Well let this website enlighten you.



Cheers!

Friday, May 12, 2006

Tell us how you really feel...

A seriously un-satifisfied customer.








Damn!

That's just mean

I am going to my cousin's wedding in June so I've been looking for dresses to buy. That reminded me of a great site I came across about 2 years ago, UglyDress.com - Archive of the world's ugliest Bridesmaids dresses.

I was lucky. When my best friend got married she put us in a tasteful strapless black gown. Some people, however, are not that fortunate. Take some time and peruse the horrors that these people put their best friends through. I know the bride is supposed to be the prettiest, but this is going too far...


Oh, and don't miss the best...the Pregnant Prom dress

Friday, May 05, 2006

Follow the Finger...

I came across this site called Follow the Finger randomly and it is freakin' hilarious. I know it is basically an ad campaign, but that doesn't make it any less funny. Play with the monkey to start and then explore the site. I could've been on this site all day.



Oh, and do not miss this video (just click on "Enter the Site" and it will take you to it). Seriously, I thought I was going to pee in my pants it had me cracking up so hard.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Get ready...

...It's No Pants Day tomorrow! People around the world will be celebrating. Will you?

Happy No Pants Day!

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

She'd kick Strawberry Shortcake's ass any day







This cartoon rocks. Nuff said.

Check out:

Episode 1 - The Devil's Food made me do it (Part One)
Episode 2 - The Devil's Food made me do it (Part Two)
Episode 3 - Mo' Muffins, Mo' Problems (Part One)
Episode 4 - Mo' Muffins, Mo' Problems (Part Two)
Episode 5 - Mo' Muffins, Mo' Problems (Part Three)

Thursday, April 27, 2006

I hate recap shows

I don't know if you are like me, but I get very excited every Wednesday for a new episode of Lost. I am totally hooked. I can't get enough.

Pair that obsession with a nicotine craving/PMS/bad day, whatever, and it's not a pretty sight when in lieu of a new show they air a "new" recap show. That just pisses me off.

Anyway, in the meantime, while you are waiting for the next real episode to air check out Sledgeweb's Lost...Stuff. This guy really does his research and gives you everything you wanted to know about the island and its inhabitants.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Hi

Hi everyone!

So I am totally new to this. I'm not a writer by trade so I can't promise the most witty comments, but what I can promise you is some great finds. I decided to start this blog because I have an uncanny knack for a) finding some very cool/random/funny/weird sites out there on the net, and b) sending them to my friends at the most inopportune moments of the work day.

So, without further ado...


This comic is raunchy and sometimes over the top, but seriously funny. If you like humor that makes you look over your shoulder to make sure no one saw you laughing then this site is for you. Enjoy! (I would give you an example, but it's copyrighted...artisits are funny about that kind of stuff)


P.S. Don't be shy. Let me know how I'm doing. I appreciate it.